i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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