Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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