it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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