Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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