He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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