Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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