did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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