he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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