If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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