My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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