I wannas sexs uuuuu
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches