I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.