Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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