pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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