I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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