well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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