Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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