Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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