dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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