this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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