She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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