It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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