Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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