Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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