I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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