So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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