Buhtt sex?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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