nut hugger
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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