Where is the hickey?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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