"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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