if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask