He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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