i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.