I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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