strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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