I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I pour the whiskey from now on
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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