I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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