it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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