dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize