We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
