I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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