its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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