If i could tip my vagina, i would.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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