just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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