perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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