i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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