and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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