when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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