Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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