Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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