Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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