Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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