She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize