Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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