He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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