I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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