my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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