I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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